VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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