Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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