Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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