he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it's great music for shaving your balls
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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