Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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