I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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