he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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