she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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