i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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