Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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