CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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