I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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