Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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