I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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