but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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