so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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