Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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