my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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