wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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