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(434): View more from Virginia

did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?

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(512): View more from Texas

I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.

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(419): View more from Ohio

with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter

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(212): View more from New York

btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20

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(817): View more from Texas

how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?

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(469): View more from Texas

I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.

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