if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.