OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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