Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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