Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
