So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
