Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so explain again why im purple
no
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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