fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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