shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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