I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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