i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
then he tried to convert me to islam
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.