After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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