hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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