Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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