Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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