She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
