do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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