he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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