i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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