My nipple is on Facebook.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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