Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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