You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Green mimosas i think yes
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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