The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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