I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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