Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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