i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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