Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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