don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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