I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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