she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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