So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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