it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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