do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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