do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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