Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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