Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She announced her abortion via fbk
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I have grass duct taped all over my body
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
